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Merry Christmas, you dirty animals

Forget about carols, ice skating or egg bars, the most exciting event of the holiday season has arrived. That's right, Lovehoney's Bumper Sex Toy Advent Calendar is back to another countdown to the big day, here we are.

If you have not heard of this magical annual event, please be prepared to get excited. Just like the traditional Advent calendar, there is a surprise hidden behind each numbered door, which is expected to make people excited every day until the important day. But this is no ordinary calendar...

The clue is in the name. Behind the 24 gleaming doors is a mixture of sex toys and accessories, suitable for penis, vagina and even hobos. Get ready for grand naughty gifts, including a set of Kegel balls, wrist restraints, G-spot dildos, nipple clips, sex posture cards, anal beads, love rings, elastic condoms and other exquisite gifts worth up to £370 The magical price of the toy is only £120!

The icing on the Christmas cake? The protagonist is the Womanizer Classic, a clitoral stimulator, usually retailing for £119.99.

However, the calendar is hot, and you have less than two weeks to snap it up, so buy your calendar now to avoid disappointment (and quadruple your December climax quota in the process). Buy now