12 Best Egg Vibrators in 2022 — Powerful and Discreet Vibrators

2022-05-28 06:30:34 By : Ms. Eileen Yu

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When it comes to shopping for that go-to vibrator, things can get pretty overwhelming, considering there are about a million different types of sex toys out there. From the ever-popular wand vibrators to cute and discreet lipstick-shaped vibrators, it can be so daunting figuring out which type is The One for you. So before you head to your local sex shop and just pick up any ole vibrating dildo or bullet, may I suggest giving an egg vibrator a try?

I know what you're thinking, what is an egg vibrator? Well, allow me to explain—it’s a vibe that’s basically (relatively) shaped like an egg. Small and discreet, it practically fits in the palm of your hand. But don’t let its size fool you, these little bbs can pack a powerful punch. Some egg vibrators can be used both internally and externally, while some other versions offer both localized and broad stimulation, depending on how you use them.

Plus, "Egg vibrators are a part of an increasing push in [the sex toy industry] towards all-bodies toys. This means that regardless of how you identify or what you want to be stimulated, this toy could be a fit for you," according to Shan Boodram Intimacy Educator, Sexologist, and host of the Lovers and Friends podcast. "You can use an egg vibe on the nipples, clitoris, testicles, anus, vaginal canal, armpit, you name it!”

And ICYMI the first time, egg vibrators are very discreet compared to most vibrators or sex toys because of their compact design. So if you have roommates or your parents who like to pop up for a surprise visit, they'll never know the difference between an egg vibrator and a portable battery pack. So if any of this sounds good to you (it does to me!), shop 12 of the best egg vibrators below.

This vulva-focused egg vibe fits in the palm of your hand and cups your vag just right. It offers a "Human Touch" like texture that will make you forget it's a vibrator and have you imagining it's whomever's hands you'd want it to be.

This is Boodram's favorite egg vibrator not just because it has everything you could want from a classic egg vibe but its wireless range is three times stronger compared to most egg vibes, making it really great for distance partner play.

Kandi Burruss of The Real Housewives of Atlanta knew what she was doing when naming this the "Crown Jewel." This baby is entirely insertable with an easy-retrieval cord so it won't get lost in there. Plus, it has 10 different speeds and comes with a remote so you could do partner play or go solo. Your choice.

With a name like the Unicorn Set, you can expect this gem to do some real magic on ya.  This set doesn't just come with a compact egg vibrator, it also comes with a clitoral suction toy and a mini thruster for extra internal stimulation.

IDC if you don't like whales or not, there's no way this oh-so-cute whale-shaped vibrator wouldn't make you smile. It offers 10 different frequencies and three intensities to get you where you need to be. Plus, because of its super fun shape, no one would know it's an egg vibrator.

Not only does the Pom fit just right in the pom of your hand, but it's made with a flexible medical grade silicone for a very targeted experience. With five different patterns and intensities, you can really get in there with stimulation that's right for you.

Hi, yes, this toy is designed to mimic a very skillful tongue (IYKYK). You read that right.

Now, this little guy is actually the size of an egg, but don't let that fool you. It has three different speeds that each pack a powerful punch. Plus, you can seriously use it anywhere on your body. (I even use it on the heels of my feet after a super long day.)

If you're in a long-distance relationship or your partner is just away for the weekend, this is the egg vibrator for you. Instead of using a remote control, the Jive has an app so your partner can stimulate you from anywhere in the world. Plus, with its unique shape and super soft silicone, you'll forget you're wearing it if you decide to.

If you're not really a fan of the bright and loud colors that sex toys usually come in, then maybe you should try this sleek, muted one. From the Fifty Shades collection, this compact egg vibrator has eight patterns and 12 speeds and is easy to insert and remove.

Look, toys can get pretty expensive, especially if you're just starting to figure out what you like. Try out this affordable egg vibrator if it's your first time shopping for one.

This cutie is virtually silent, so if you have roommates or are living with the 'rents, don't worry, no one will know. Like how could they know?