Although half of me like the King of Staten Island, Pete Davidson (Pete Davidson) rose from the worst borough of New York City to become a first-class celebrity, only because the woman he dated is very sexy, but my significant other Angry about this: now there is a dildo inspired by him.

Adult entertainment website CamSoda decided to make a huge Davidson dildo with a lot of colorful tattoos on it. I don’t include a photo of it because I hate it, so you can take a look at it here. If you insist on seeing it, we kindly ask you to carefully review the tat selection. One was attached to the shaft closest to the artificial penis ball bag, and it read disturbingly: "Mom."

Even more disturbing is the marketing of such dildos, including CamSoda vice president Daryn Parker, who told the New York Post:

"Pete doesn't have to be with Kim only. We can all share a piece of'SNL' stud and get to know him more intimately."

The word "'SNL Stud" makes me cringe in ways that I can't explain, but I also feel a little happy because it is used to describe Pete instead of Colin Jost, which seems to be the kind of meeting Describe his overgrown fraternity boy as a stud, and will likely angrily think that other people will be called first.

Anyway, although we know that some of you want to pretend that you are the fucking Pete Davidson, I have a very important question: when you use a sex toy that looks like a child bringing a child into town, you How much doubt can there be? A pack of temporary tattoos? !

Show the supply chain who is the boss to take the lead in holiday shopping in Amazon, Target, Best Buy and other places.

When I looked at this thing, I suddenly lost my sexual thinking. It will not evoke the so-called BDE that Pete allegedly owns. It evokes chaos and may even be celibacy.

God, he doesn't deserve this. Dildo or article. I can't believe you let me come here with the banner of protecting Pete.