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Good morning, if you want to find a way to @你的前任 on this sunny Tuesday morning, please feel free to be inspired by Lala Kent. The Vanderpump Rules star went on to share a sponsored Instagram post promoting the Bellesa vibrator, and, uh...her headline:

"Now is the season to take extra care of yourself! I will give away *thousands* of free vibrators and candies to celebrate the holiday! This is my sexiest time in five years and eight months😏🥳"

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Also, if you are new here, Lara is obviously @-ing her former fiancé Randall Emmet, who parted ways with him in October when photos of him suspected of cheating surfaced. Since then, she has publicly disclosed the split on her podcast, according to page 6, "Unfortunately, for me, my head has always been in the sand. I don’t know why the fuck I didn’t see a lot of this. Kind of shit."

"My head has been buried in the sand for a long time, but I am grateful anyway. Compared with my original life, what are the five years and some changes?" She continued. "The moment I felt insecure—I said this during treatment—I said,'The moment I have a pit in my stomach, this will be a different conversation." I got that pit, I Fuck out. Nothing to ask. Goodbye."

Since then, she has changed her "Rand" tattoo to "new".

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Anyway, when we are here...